WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, bro, what the heck is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can someone please shed some light on before I snap? What In The Crap?! Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like someone j